Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Why the Vancouver Canucks Sucks

I just went over to Canada to visit my aunt and my uncle. And like any traditional Canadians (even naturalized ones), they are crazy over hockey. And they took me to an ice hockey game that features the Vancouver Canucks against another ice hockey team whose name I cannot remember, mainly because I am not much that into hockey and the only Canadian superstar athlete I know plays basketball. But what made me vividly remember the Vancouver Canucks? Two words. THEY SUCK!

I really don’t have a thing for ice hockey but I can’t help but notice how people really hated the Canucks. Someone even said they would score against themselves because how really bad they are. And from what I understand of the game (though little), the Canucks do really deserve such treatment. And if I were a betting man, I would not in my life bet my money on those losers. Instead, I would find myself a Vancouver escort and spend the money on her and really have a great time. And I would really feel good about myself too.

Going back, I did some research on the Canucks, primarily because I want to get to the bottom of it all. And I did, or perhaps I am just at the tip of the iceberg and don’t know Sh!t about hockey. Anyways, the Canucks made it to the Finals twice (which is already an achievement if you really think about it). But getting blitzed in the Finals without a fight is pretty much a measure of how you suck. And that sucks, really.